ooh, yea yea yea ooh

you know every once in awhile i shoot the breeze
i spend my time, i talk about silly things
i like to talk about jesus christ
´cause i wonder what would happen if he passed you by?
would you be scared?
would you believe in him?
or would you bust your asses to get him institutionalized?

well i bet he´d be cool
i bet he´d be damn good looking
i bet that he´d smell divine
and i´m not talking ´bout calvin klein´s obsession
just one of those people who smell good all the time
there´s no reason why

what would he wear?
would he wear tom hilfigger?
or be urban outfitted?
well i don´t think so
see i bet he´d like gautier
(though you´ll never find him in it)
i bet he´d like gautier

lord, i need your protection, spend some time in my direction
i need your protection, spend some time in my direction
i need your protection, spend some time in my direction

you know every once in awhile i shoot the breeze
i spend my time, i talk about silly things
and tonight i´d like to talk to you about jesus christ
´cause i wonder how we´d deal if he just passed you by?
well i bet he´d be a star
i bet my star wars figures he would be a movie star
a quentin-tarantino-next-big-thing-prima-donna then he´d appear on oprah
but you know what?
i don´t think so

could you imagine him
hanging piccadilly circus
times square, the walk of fame?
at christie´s he could easily become a regular
but you know what?
i don´t think so
i bet my speeder bike he´d turn his back on all of that

lord, i need your protection, spend some time in my direction
i need your protection, spend some time in my direction
i need your protection, spend some time in my direction

some people have just got it
you know like standing next to elvis presley?
just multiply that feeling by one million
and you know what i´m talking about
see i bet he was cool
man, i bet that cat was so damn good looking, baby yea
ooh, yea yea