don´t touch me! get away from me!

homeboy, you better stop it, keep up you´re gonna get it

your mouth is gettin´ sassy, don´t make me have to hit it

cuz when i heard about you my teeth just gritted

you told me that you didn´t, but i knew you were with it

chorus

bet you got a chick on the side

sure you got a chick

i know you got a chick on the side

(love bandit, love bandit)

(repeat)

don´t worry, boy, cuz i won´t complain, no need to explain

i seen everything through the window pane

you and your other lover, that´s really insane

and another thing: please take off my gold ring

i got another finger i can put it on

you blew the deal so now i´m all gone

i was prepared for just in case you messed around

on the side you could be replaced

but you could have found a better way of lettin´ me down

instead of running around with every girl in town

i heard you on the phone the other day

don´t you say it´s an old friend all the way from l.a.

i finally caught onto your little game

your lying and denying is a cryin´ shame

you took me for granted, this is the end, dammit

you´re playing the field like you´re some (love bandit)

chorus

oooo my, oooo my so-called fiancee listen to what i say

whatever game you play i play the same way

so if you wanna go mess around and cheat

and you wanna romance between another girl´s sheets

go ahead sweetheart, i expected that

cuz you´re nothing but a cheap, little, stuck-up brat

wherever you´re at you want this and that

you dirty rat, i´m not a welcome mat

i got another lover, and i know he cares

so smile child, but keep your crocodile tears

go ahead, go, go boy! i´m going steady

in loving arms this teddy is ready

he fixed the table for his and hers

and while the dinner simmers he served the hors´doevres

then munch-out time, hit the wine, get mellow

cleared off the table and his hello-jello

i can´t express the feeling that i get

so i just lay back and light up a cigarette

and try to be cool, collected, and calm

he tells me my fortune and reads my palm

with a suave taste i cannot embrace

in a feeling of desire by the fireplace

love bandit, i´m makin´ it clear

see ya later, gator, i´m gettin´ outta here, yeah

chorus

you´re at the window starin´ at the sky

birds fly by, you start to wonder why

you´re not by my side sharing the dream

that one day you´ll be my king, and i´ll be your queen

i call you every day, ask to get into your home

i tell you i´m alone, but you hang up the phone

you´re like a hot flame getting ready to burn

you say you´re concerned, baby, you don´t earn