there´s one in the bag
for the laughing hag

there´s one in the bag
for the fool on the hill
and one in the bag for you
there´s one in the bag for you

there´s one in the school
for the laughing moose
and one in the leg for you
yeah there´s one in the head
for the laughing moose
and everyone´s herring fool

mary´s vineyard of toys
will open my eyes to her joys

as i walk down her path
her eyes beckon me to her bath

oh, oh, i am in love with her

but there´s one in the bag
for the laughing hag