it´s a magical phase i´m going through
but it means so little without you
hold my hand and we´ll feel better
let´s go outside as the sky goes redder
other girls don´t do it this way
and you knew it otherwise why would you have stayed
all the things that the world keeps bringing
they´re very nice but they just mean nothing

oh - i loved you so
but now i´m back on my feet
my life is really sweet
so don´t come begging for more
cos all i´ll do is slam the door
no - you´ve sunk too low
she´s got a wardrobe to please
thinks you´re the bee´s knees
and she may have a pretty purr
but i´m a size more woman than her

it´s a magical phase i´m going through
never been so happy without you
her eyes are blue but her lipstick´s faded
her teeth are nice but her skin is jaded
she´s got a front but i´ll tell you this much
underneath is a token cleavage
got to steer round her lips while kissing
and that´s no joke cos her lips are missing

oh - i wish you´d go
after all you got a girl
but now you know full well
that she can´t even count to three
so who´s sorry now, well not me
oh - i wish she´d go
she´s got a taster for you
loves all that you do
but you can´t rest your head in her curves
cos i´m a size more woman than her.....