transcribed by nicola

sarah:
hello, this is saint etienne here with a special christmas message for you all. how are you feeling bob?
bob:
i´m feeling dandy and i just want to say happy christmas, war is over. how are you feeling pete?
pete:
i´m feeling my oats. it´s a bit parky in here, isn´t it? anyone fancy a drink? what´s your favourite christmas drink bob?
bob:
umm, can i have a vodka with domestos in it and a slice of??? please?
pete:
certainly sir. and sarah?
sarah:
no thank you. eh... can i have a glass of champagne with an oxo cube in it please? thank you. mmmmm.
bob:
do you want a drink pete, i´m buying this round?
pete:
no.
sarah:
we´ve got a couple of songs for you and the first one is...
bob:
driving home for christmas, a smashing song by chris rea. and the second one is..
pete:
message in a bottle, a tribute to the gentle giant of rock, sting.
sarah:
and now we´d all like to say...
all:
happy christmas!!