never do anything þarký sözü

wiped out down the stairs
i´ll bet you there´s a song in there
i´m not sure i´m prepared to write it down
that guy should be me
i´d look much better on t.v.
then the world would see
that i can do anything

i can be that
but soon you´ll see that
i will never do anything

let´s play tic tac toe
i´ll play x, you can be the o.
thoughts of turning pro
have crossed my mind
i could make a mint
fill my pockets with more than lint
i´ll give you a hint
it involves the "internet"

i can be that
but soon you´ll see that
i will never do anything
i can be that
but soon you´ll see that
i will never do anything

don´t write me off as an also ran
just mark me down as an angry man
got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
how ´bout a mouthful of chiclets?
life passed me by, but it´s not my fault
i´ll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?
i can be that, but soon you´ll see that
i will never do anything

if i were the king
all my subjects they would dance and sing
they could kiss my ring
and kiss my ass
when i´m old and grey
i´ll look back on my life and say
"give me one more day,
and i´ll still never do anything."

i can be that
but soon you´ll see that
i will never do anything
i can be that
but soon you´ll see that
i will never do anything
i can be that
but soon you´ll see that
i will never do anything
i can be that
but soon you´ll see that
i will never do anything