if i had $ þarký sözü

if i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
i´d buy you a house (i would buy you a house)
if i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
i´d buy you furniture for your house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
if i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
i´d buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)
if i had $1000000 i´d buy your love.

if i had $1000000 i´d build a tree fort in our yard.
if i had $1000000 you could help, it wouldn´t be that hard.
if i had $1000000 (maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somwhere.)
we could just go up and hang out. (open the fridge and stuff. there would be
food laid out for us, little pre-wrapped sausages and things.) mmmm. (they have
pre-wrapped sausages but they don´t have pre-wrapped bacon.) can you blame
them? (well, yeah!)

if i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
i´d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that´s cruel)
if i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
i´d buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
if i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
i´d buy you john merrick´s remains (ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
if i had $1000000 i´d buy your love

if i had $1000000 we wouldn´t have to walk to the store
if i had $1000000 we´d take a limousine ´cause it costs more
if i had $1000000 we wouldn´t have to eat kraft dinner.
but we would eat kraft dinner. well of course we would we´d just eat more. and
buy all the fanciest ketchups for it...dijon ketchup! mmmm..

if i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
i´d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that´s cruel)
if i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
i´d buy you some art (a picasso or a garfunkel)
if i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
i´d buy you a monkey (haven´t you always wanted a monkey?)
if i had $1000000 i´d buy your love

if i had $1000000, if i had $1000000
if i had $1000000, if i had $1000000
if i had $1000000
i´d be rich.