my name is mud þarký sözü

my name is mud
not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis
my name is mud and it´s always been
´cause i´m the most boring sons-a-bitch you´ve ever seen
i dress in blue-yes navy blue
from head to toe i´m rather drab except my patent shoes
i make ´em shine, well most the time
´cept today my feet are troddin´ on by this friend of mine
six foort two and rude as hell
i got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
my name is mud

my name is mud, but call me alowishus devadander abercrombie
that´s long for mud so i´ve been told
told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold
i´ve got my pride, i drink my wine
i´d drink only the finest except i haven´t earned a dime in several months
or were it years
the breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
we had our words, a common spat
so i kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
my name is mud