heaven is a halfpipe þarký sözü

if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cause right now on earth i can´t do jack
without the man up on my back

now heaven would be a dj
spinning dub all night long
and heaven would just kickin´ back
with jesus packing my bong
and if you don´t believe in jesus and mohammed and buddha too
and while the world is warring
just sit back and laugh at you singing...

if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cause right now on earth i can´t do jack
without the man up on my back

now most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
but i looked a little closer
and there´s a sign says "do not skate"
so if you wanna come to my heaven
well we´re all gonna have a ball
and everyone you know is welcome
cause we got no gates or walls singing..

if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cause right now on earth i can´t do shit
without the man fucking with it

and then i got to the gate
pulled a list that i´d been calling fate
i´m sorry friend you can´t come in
you gotta a list here that doesn´t end
you´re mad cause i smoke dope
you teaching any classes in how to cope
i´ll find a place to rest my head
i rather be alone now that i´m dead
like chirstian hossoi way back in ´87
we´ll be busting fuckin´ air´s until we get to heaven
think i really care that i miss my biology
got my education in stale fishology
with all your rules you got to chill
i´m gonna twist out mike mcgill
i´m gonna twist out cause i got the skillz
i´m gonna twist out cause i got the skillz..got the skillz got the skillz

heaven is a halfpipe..
heaven is a halfpipe..

if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cause right now on earth i can´t do jack
without the man up on my back

if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cause right now on earth i can´t do shit
without the man fucking with it
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