wnyu freestyle // þarký sözü

[intro]
yo, it´s scrooge... scrooge
scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!

[chorus]
i wish you a merry crucifixion, i wish you would get a new religion
i wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year

[verse]
jesus ain´t nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he
come over g and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree
choke the messiah, chop off your member
and then i´ll roast your nuts over an open fire
your jiggolo´s big piccolo stick´ll grow
when i´m swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe
yo, i´ll get under this chicks clothes
you´ll be one dead slob after your neck´s clogged with egg nog, choke
the night before christmas, you´re feelin the essence
break in your crib, i got a posse of midgets stealin your presents
right through the chimney, you think we´re rotten
we´re takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking
robbin´ you in a santa suit, strippin you like a dancer´s boot
santa clause is dead, you´ll die from cancer, duke
i´m dreamin of a white christmas, i sniff this 8-ball of coke